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June 2009 Blog Posts (14)

FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY





Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted… Continue

Added by China69 on June 24, 2009 at 9:10am — No Comments

Damn Gremlins

After a close inspection of my bike and the progress coming alone to get her fixed.
I noticed the Damn little Gremlins stole my bell.

Added by China69 on June 24, 2009 at 9:02am — 1 Comment

wondering

just wondering if in my profile photo my bike makes my ass look fat?

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 20, 2009 at 1:13am — 1 Comment

polls and great "black" sharks

why don't we have a poll page on here? i have a dumb poll for everyone;
there are great "white" sharks but no one has ever claimed to have seen a great "black" shark. so my question is why are there no great "black" sharks?
1. sharks have no way to wear a ballcap sideways
2. blig ass chains would make them sink
3. baggy pants won't fit over dorsel fin
4 can find a dentist to make a "grill" for all those teeth

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 19, 2009 at 1:15am — No Comments

JUST SOME HUMOR

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the

Cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"



Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and… Continue

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 17, 2009 at 12:59am — 1 Comment

got this from op had to share it THANK YOU MY FRIEND

Subject: FRIDAY MORNING AT THE PENTAGON

>

> Joe Galloway - Co-author of "We Were Soldiers Once..... And Young"

>

> FRIDAY MORNING AT THE PENTAGON

> By JOSEPH L. GALLOWAY

> McClatchy Newspapers

>

> Over the last 12 months, 1,042 soldiers, Marines, sailors and

> Air Force

> personnel have given their lives in the terrible duty that is

> war.

> Thousands more have come home on stretchers, horribly… Continue

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 17, 2009 at 12:48am — 1 Comment

A man on his Harley

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly

> the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

>

> 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,

> I will grant you one wish.'

>

> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii

> so I can ride over anytime I want.'

>

> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of

> the enormous… Continue

Added by ghostrider/raven on June 16, 2009 at 12:06pm — 1 Comment

“Your Favorite Riding Jacket Maybe In Danger”



“Your Favorite Riding Jacket Maybe In Danger”



Every biker has their own favorite riding jacket. Some are very old with many a precious memories of miles on the road. The thought of losing or trading it in on a new jacket causes headaches and anger. I know this from experience; I would not trade in my riding favorite jacket for anything: I thought. Then I was asked to test a jacket from Vega… Continue

Added by Jimmy on June 16, 2009 at 11:46am — 1 Comment

4 th Annual Brian's Ride

Thanks to everyone the participated in the 4th Annual Brians Ride, It gets better every year. Input is always appreciated to make the event one of the best. Please let us know. Tally is still out, but it appears that we raised around 5,000 for the Brian ALexander Scholarship Fund at the St. Francis College of Nursing. Our Bands that night, Uncle Pucker and Cobalt Canopy are by a landslide 2 of the best local bands out there. Cant wait to hear them again. Go see them if you didnt make the show.… Continue

Added by Loon on June 15, 2009 at 12:00pm — No Comments

A LITTLE COMMEN WISDOM

1. A day without sunshine is like night.



2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.



3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.



6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.



8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in… Continue

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 12, 2009 at 4:23pm — 1 Comment

OLD ONE BUT STILL TRUE

A NAM VET



When the Lord was creating Vietnam veterans, he was

into His 6th day of overtime when an angel appeared.

"You're certainly doing a lot of fiddling around on

this one."



And God said, "Have you seen the specs on this order?

A Nam vet has to be able to run 5 miles through the

bush with a full pack on, endure with barely any sleep

for days, enter tunnels his higher ups wouldn't

consider doing, and keep his weapons clean and… Continue

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 11, 2009 at 6:04pm — 1 Comment

4TH OF JULY

HOW I SPEND MY 4TH'S

EVERY 4TH OF JULY I GO INSIDE AT DARK. THEN I TURN OFF LIGHTS AND TV AND CLOSE CURTINS AND SHADES. THEN I SPEND THE EVENING HIDING IN THE DARK, DOING MY BEST TO AVOID SEEING ANY FIREWORKS. KNOWING THAT IF I DO I WILL PROBABLY BE BACK DOING FIRESUPPORT MISSIONS. YOU SEE THE THE FIREWORKS BURSTING IN THE AIR BRING BACK FLARES,WILLEY PETER AND RED N GREEN TRACERS WHILE THE FIRECRACKERS ARE GUNSHOTS,MORTORS AND 5 INCH EXPLOSIONS. SO I SET IN THE DARK WAITING FOR THE… Continue

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 11, 2009 at 5:58pm — No Comments

RUN PREP

Question which of the following is the real Bike/Motorcycle Run Preparation?



A. Load your $100,000 { insert name OCC,Jesse James,Arlen Ness etc.} Chopper into your $80,000 Toyhauler hooked up to your Escalade [ with the 22inch tires and rims that cost more then my first house.} Make the golf cart is charged and the Bar-b-que has propane and the sattellite dish is working. Check that your Black American Express Card and Visa are in your Kangroo Wallet. Put on your Armania Leathers and… Continue

Added by GYPSEYMIKE on June 11, 2009 at 5:56pm — 3 Comments

NEW CHAT COMING (or old one)

NEW CHAT coming to TheBikerSpot!

WAHOOO! Ning is bringing back the old chat format that will be embedded on the main page again. Look for this update soon!

Added by BikerBob on June 8, 2009 at 3:47pm — 1 Comment

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